Can't Find a Girlfriend? Sign Up for a 'Cloud' Relationship!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 8:42AM 
Remember the days when geeky high schoolers regaled their peers with tales of their super-hot girlfriends who happened to live in Canada?
Cloud Girlfriend is the modern, potentially sadder version of that.
Sign up for your own "social network girlfriend," and enjoy the popularity and fuzzy warm feelings that come from having a fake sig-o post sweet nothings on your social media sites of choice.
Here's how it works, according to the website:
Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.
Your Cloud Girlfriend will "flirt" with you on Facebook and Twitter, making your friends green with envy or queasiness. The service, says co-founder David Fuhriman, is relatively legit: "The girlfriend is operated by a real girl. It is not a sex chat or pornography service."
The service is launching soon and, according to the website, is already experiencing a high demand.
My only question is: Where's my Cloud Boyfriend service?
Reader Comments (3)
1) Seriously, where's the Cloud Boyfriend service?
2) Can you have more than one girlfriend, so that they fight over you?
What the?..
Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Cloud GF,
Will you LOL or will you *hug* me or will I be just your BF?
Can you dance, Can you sing, can you meet my best friends?
Or will the only proof of your existence be your words without end?